Phone Call from Hell*

Yes, Bush, Blair & Ahmadinejad finally make their way through the fiery walls of hell & despite all the “hot” company there, they get homesick. They make an appeal to the devil and ask him to allow them a phone call back home. “It will cost you for these long distance phone calls!” the devil says, “each in your own currency.” Money being no object, Bush agrees to pay $100,000 for a 10 minute phone call to his Daddy J Blair having done very well himself agrees to pay the horrendous sum of 100,000 pounds after a 15 minute heated conversation with his wife. Ahmadinejad, although not of money had “accumulated” enough to at least give it a shot; he spent over two hours on the phone to an unlisted number in Iran. Finally, when his conversation was over, he asked the devil how much he owed. “Hmmm” said the devil, “this is a tough one, but since hell to Iran is a local call, there will be no charge for this one!”

*A joke from Tehran.....